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Boarded the boat on the river styx, hurled racist insults at the ferryman, and ranted about homosexuals the whole way across the river
Would love to see the look on his face when he realizes his own god doesn’t like him.
Chuck Norris’s God was money.
I find it helpful to realize that Chuck Norris memes are not about Chuck Norris, the human man, but rather Chuck Norris the fae-shadow who has devoured his story.
This is true for a lot of public figures, in fact. The story of a person can take on a life of its own, independent from the person itself. No, of course faeries aren’t real, but it’s a useful mental model.
