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I only have one, and it’s not very entertaining.
I was on a bus going to work. A few stops before mine the bus gets cut off by another bus. The driver started yelling at the other driver then pulled over and got out of the bus to, I assume, escalate the conflict. We were near my stop anyway, so I got off before things could get hairy.
This lady on the street wanted me to get her a Popeye’s chicken sandwich, and she offered to pay me back with a blowjob.
That was a wild lunch break.
You left out the most important part! How was the head?
Somehow, the less teeth they have, the more teeth you feel, so not great.
I call the situation a bit risky when she’s still hungry.
Popeyes is fire.
One time I was waiting for the bus and a homeless guy offered me a bj. I politely declined. He persisted and tried to convince me. Idk what his deal was, he didn’t seem drunk or anything. It was the middle of the day too, like 3pm. People were around. Wierd
Just a bro try’na help another bro out.
For real? Were there cameras rolling? Damn, I hope the ride was uneventful for the remainder.
It wasn’t in the bus, it was at the bus stop. And yes that was the only wierd thing
people got into fights over those chicken sandwiches 😂
Did you buy her one? She must have been desperate.
I did, but she wasn’t there when I got back.
Aww, shame. But great that you tried.
Eh, at least you got food for later.
Who hasn’t sucked dick for a chicken sandwich?
Passing a chicken sandwich though the urethra sounds challenging…
Think I’ll stick to KFC.