• stupidcasey@lemmy.world
          101·
          2 months ago

          That’s why IM letting the Us Government sponsored by AppleGoogle® put a listening device in my room because I know Im innocent so they would never hurt me

          Ps. Bat Man’s on rule is don’t kill not don’t put innocents in comas

  • SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    32·
    2 months ago

    I work with a K9 search and rescue team now and then. The team is very good at going deep into the woods looking for missing and/or dead people on scent trails that are sometimes over 24h old.

    One of the ladies used a black tactical rig full of pouches. But instead of gun stuff it held gps devices, radios, dog treats, toys, water, collapsible bowls and a dozen other things for her and her dog.

    So we geeked out for like five minutes over how useful it was. It’s a Condor Ronin Rig if anyone is curious

    • smeg@feddit.ukEnglish
      71·
      2 months ago

      a K9 search and rescue team

      Do American police seriously use this fun little pun for their dog units? Because it always sounds to me like they’re sending in a team of clunky robots.

      • Crashumbc@lemmy.worldEnglish
        7·
        2 months ago

        Blame the US military in WW2 who started the first US canine unit, they love acronyms and just shortening shit in general. It stuck and came to civilian America.

  • samus12345@lemmy.worldEnglish
    20·
    2 months ago

    Now whenever I see Bane, I hear him speaking with this one’s voice. “What about my pasta maker??”

  • Diddlydee@feddit.ukEnglish
    410·
    2 months ago

    That was the worst batman movie. Full of plot holes and foolish decisions. This comic was better.

    • tal@lemmy.todayEnglish
      191·
      2 months ago

      That was the worst batman movie.

      dubiously

      Worse than Batman & Robin?

      I mean, yes, everyone’s got different preferences and all, but…

        • CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.worldEnglish
          14·
          2 months ago

          I think that’s Batman Forever. Batman & Robin is the one with Arnold Schwarzenegger as a very punny Mr. Freeze.

          It’s arguably one of the best movies ever made.

          !Arguable in the sense that the statement is likely to cause an argument not that there is an argument to defend the statement.!<

        • Krauerking@lemy.lol
          61·
          2 months ago

          Well then it can’t be the worst… Hmm we will have to do some digging for worst Batman movie but let’s start by accepting bat nipples and giant bombs that say “boom!” on them automatically elevate the movies.

      • Diddlydee@feddit.ukEnglish
        61·
        2 months ago

        Batman & Robin, though terrible, at least looked nice. Good colour palette and cinematography. Good set design and special effects. Decent acting all round. It’s clearly harking back to technicolour Batman. It was schlock but that was clear from the outset. There was no hope of it ever being anything but a movie to kill an hour and a half. I’d watch it with my 8 year old gladly.

        This travesty was made by one of the (supposed) best directors of his age (not evidenced by his largely awful movies, which are pompous style over substance) but it was a mess from start to finish. Poor casting, poor dialogue apparently written by a 12 year old, numerous ridiculous plot points. Batman was barely in the movie, apart from the lengthy and ridiculous broken back scenes. It was basically a movie about Joseph Gordon Levitt’s character.

        It was the stark opposite of the classic that preceded it.

      • ripcord@lemmy.world
        1·
        2 months ago

        The Rifftrax of it is really, REALLY good, though.

        Right up there with their Street Fighter The Movie.

    • sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
      5·
      2 months ago

      If this were the movie version of Bane, his dialog would read as, “Mmmph mm-mmph, mmph.”

    • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world
      4·
      2 months ago

      For me, the worst is either Batman and Robin, or the first 30 minutes of The Killing Joke where Batman fucked Batgirl (say what you will about their relationship, it is just plain weird of them to become romantically involved).

      As for the Dark Knight Rises, I see where you’re coming from. I think Nolan directed the last movie in such a way so that people would not crave for another sequel. It’s not bad, but it is not titilating. A lot of directors “underperform” on their works so that the audience would not demand for another. Some movies just doesn’t deserve more sequels than needed.

  • treefrog@lemm.ee
    132·
    2 months ago

    Would make more sense if it was two female characters.

    Plus, the oligarch already has a utility belt.

    • WraithGear@lemmy.worldEnglish
      25·
      2 months ago

      Almost, but would be funny is if instead of Bane, a female supervillain wearing the pocketed vest. When Batman asks, an annoyed supervillain points out that all the pockets are fake.