I’m not the artist, LitterBox Comics is. Source

    • tetris11@feddit.uk
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      3 days ago

      Halt die Klappe Alter sonst du bekommst mein knuckle sandwich!

      (I forget what “knuckle” is in German. I want to say “knochen” but know it’s not true)

      • Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        10
        ·
        3 days ago

        I think the correct German expression would be “sonst werde ich dir die Fresse polieren”, which I again have no idea on how to translate to English (what’s the English word for “Fresse”?? - Important stuff you don’t learn in language class…).

        I like “knuckle sandwich”, though! :-) The word for “knuckle” would be “Knöchel”, but that usually is not used when talking about fighting.

        But we interestingly also have a backery-themed expression for hitting someone: “ich semmel dir eine” (Semmel being the Southern German name for a kind of backed breakfast roll, and for some reason used as a verb here…)

        • tetris11@feddit.uk
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          5
          ·
          3 days ago

          Fresse polieren

          had to look that up: ‘polish your mouth’
          which is pretty colorful hahaha

          I’ll update my threat to a bread-based one, since bread is life

          “Ich fuetter dir ein Knoechel Broetchen!” (yep, common expression, yep…)

          • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            3 days ago

            That’s quite the… “friendly” translation. I’d translate it as “polish your fucking mouth” instead.

            You will likely get your mouth polished if you call someone’s mouth a “Fresse”.