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minus-squareGormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down1·2 年前“I’m pepper spraying the water but it won’t stop obstructing traffic!” Local police probably
minus-squareZachariah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up51arrow-down1·2 年前Must not be American police. That water would be half bullets here.
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·2 年前Nah, the acorn won’t be very loud when it hits the water.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 年前Maybe there’s a hidden sheet of tin just below the water surface, you never know
minus-squarebleistift2@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down2·2 年前This is Germany. Most bullets fired here end up in deer instead of people.
minus-squareGormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down3·2 年前As it should be Deer is delicious
minus-squareanton@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 年前Here in Germany the police tend to call the responsible hunter to avoid the paperwork, that comes with shooting their weapons.
minus-squarebleistift2@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 年前That might depend on the police force (i.e., state) we’re talking about. My colleague told me that when he hit a deer and called the police with the deer still lying around, they just shot it.
minus-squareTier 1 Build-A-Bear 🧸@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 年前I keep punching and choking it but it keeps coming back for more! Oh… Oh God… IT LOOKS EVEN DARKER NOW!!! EVERY POLICE MAN FOR HIMSELF
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 年前OFFICER DOWN!!! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM I’M HIT! I’M HIT!!
“I’m pepper spraying the water but it won’t stop obstructing traffic!”
Must not be American police. That water would be half bullets here.
Nah, the acorn won’t be very loud when it hits the water.
Maybe there’s a hidden sheet of tin just below the water surface, you never know
This is Germany. Most bullets fired here end up in deer instead of people.
As it should be
Deer is delicious
Here in Germany the police tend to call the responsible hunter to avoid the paperwork, that comes with shooting their weapons.
That might depend on the police force (i.e., state) we’re talking about. My colleague told me that when he hit a deer and called the police with the deer still lying around, they just shot it.
I keep punching and choking it but it keeps coming back for more! Oh… Oh God… IT LOOKS EVEN DARKER NOW!!! EVERY POLICE MAN FOR HIMSELF
OFFICER DOWN!!!
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
I’M HIT! I’M HIT!!