No money for coffee? Just take out a loan.

MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today · 1 年前

Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 1 年前

Sponsored Lemmy Comment: Hungry for a can of beans? Sign up now and get $100 of debt in minutes!

lime!@feddit.nu · 1 年前

i think you mean $100 of beans

Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 1 年前

Sorry no beans, just debt. And an agreement to terms and conditions that you must not poop for 72 hours.

lime!@feddit.nu · 1 年前

or what

Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 1 年前

Or else you will face the wrath of Beef Stroganoff and your clothes will be replaced with denim.

lime!@feddit.nu · 1 年前

oh no, that’s the worst texture!

y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 年前

or the arbitration begins

lime!@feddit.nu · 1 年前

i’d need more beans

MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today · 1 年前

Due to inflation, I’m afraid one bean is all I can offer you…