We should unionize
Damn thing broke
Get better racking.
I fucking quit
Were there any witnesses?
If not: blame the shelves “the thing just buckled when I put the pallet there”
Else: cop to it, I guess? Can’t trust nobody in warehouse.
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We’re insured, right?
Nobody was hurt.
Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
…except Steve, but he’s a rounding error.
There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted.
This osha violation
Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin’ swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
Mr Boombastic
All right
“better start tidying”
Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:
“Been overloaded for years” 🤷♂️
4 words. You have to clean it all up now, by hand.
Followed by 2 more words: “I quit”
Zigged. Should’ve zagged.
Tibor
