• dogsoahC@lemm.ee
    18·
    5 months ago

    It’s just a phase. Once Big Dental has used him up until he burns out, he’ll do the most degrading painting work. If he’s lucky, and doesn’t end up in shoe cleaning or worse.

  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
    132·
    5 months ago

    What it’s like to be a square because you didn’t want to imitate the chaos your hippy parents put you through chew 5 gum

      • TheControlled@lemmy.world
        1·
        5 months ago

        I’m going to be optimistic and think that that it was more about what the message of hairy armpits is (stereotypical), not fuckability.

    • TheControlled@lemmy.world
      44·
      5 months ago

      Because artists must be mocked as dirty, unkept hippies. This trope has bothered my family of artists and I for years.

      For you new people. Artists look like your dad, or your school principal. Sometimes they look like hippies, but most people (not all!) who dress the part are not artists and very likey posers or hangabouts.

    • Emmie@lemm.ee
      26·
      5 months ago

      I meet someone once that made a point to never cut their armpit bush for some reason. I don’t know they seemed to treat it like some ideological mission… it was weird but like as long as you don’t stink?? I guess you gotta buy armpit shampoo or smh

      I think that laser hair removal is sane and modern way to deal with this stinky stuff

  • Seraph@fedia.io
    637·
    5 months ago

    Instead everyone gets a subtext of “who did she cheat with?”

    Edit: not everyone, just me.

      • Seraph@fedia.io
        513·
        5 months ago

        So it would make just as much sense if a steel brush came out? Or a cylinder brush like for your dishes?

        What about a broom? Or do brooms not count as brushes?

        I think my thought process gets stuck on the fact that the parents both are brushes explicitly for paint, the same purpose but different form.

        My brain just wondered how you would get a tooth brush by crossing with a paint brush. Would the ‘guy’ have to be a dental scraper? My mind honestly went to silly places but apparently I hit a nerve.

          • Seraph@fedia.io
            13·
            5 months ago

            I realized why - it’s because this isn’t funny at face value.

            I like PBF a lot, but honestly, where’s the joke here? There’s a floss person in the background. Wouldn’t this simply be normal in this world?

        • stephen01king@lemmy.zipEnglish
          7·
          5 months ago

          Thanks to recessive genes, it’s definitely possible for two paint brushes to birth another form of brush.