My American daughter in Morrison’s today. She didn’t know what a kilt was. She said it very loudly because she thought it was super progressive.
My American daughter in Morrison’s today. She didn’t know what a kilt was. She said it very loudly because she thought it was super progressive.
Top tip: never ask a Scotsman what he wears under there because, after a few drinks, he’ll shoe you. And they’ve always had a few drinks.
On the upside, they’re the only bunch I wouldn’t get grossed out about if they peed without washing afterwards!
I don’t know where you’ve been, lad, but I see you’ve won first prize.