Why were you tweeting that Chris Brown did nothing wrong?
I dislike rihanna, because people worship the ground she walks on, even though she’s kinda a shitty person. Love her music though.
Who had some really good ideas but died, sadly, too young before they reached their full potential?
Hitler.
You awful, awful person.
What style do you murder your victims in?
I just found out I have tuberculosis and that I will probably die within a year.
Pretty good ngl.
Do you like PETA?
YES! love them.
Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?
Probably sudan or one of those countries.
Do you like it in the butt?
Yes.
If you met Kim Jong-un, what would you say to him?
Literally nothing. I legit can’t get myself to speak to anyone I like.
What’s your favorite cut of human meat, and who are you looking to murder and eat next?
I don’t have a favourite, but I’m a fan of Cory Doctorow.
Which would you rather do, save a kid from a burning building or spend your time or playing with a cat?
Playing with a cat.
You’re so reasonable!
Did you ever kill anyone? If so, how many did you kill and did you ever feel like you could have done something different?
I would say about 40. A shovel would help.
If you had to choose a utensil to wipe your butt with (no toilet paper) which would you choose?
With a spoon. sometimes a fork.
Wow, I don’t even need to change that one. FORK??
If there’s no spoon?
Well, if it’s out of necessity sure, I would use a knife if need be. But choosing to use a fork sounds crazy
How does your family feel about Andrew Tate given 2 choices: “crazy hot,” or “sneak into my bedroom, please.”
They all universially think he’s crazy. Except for the 13 - 16 age group.
How did you support essential workers during the pandemic?
Typed a lemmy comment.
This is the worst one so far
That’s because I haven’t thought of something yet.
Oh I meant that as “this makes OP look the worst”
oh lol xDShould I change it back? :>
What was your favorite way to convince people to vote for Donald J Trump in the recent US election?
I’m going to be honest, this seemed to have worked.
I also considered “how do you prefer to talk about Linux?”
That isn’t as effective.
Interrupting people extremely often.
