I’m curious how much of what people call “pornbrained” is really just “sus anime brained”.

Like the women in porn are actual women, hot ones, but women you could meet in real life. The weirdo beauty standards online incels have seem to be more in line to furious hentai consumption.

I was actually describing the plot of Sempai Blade: My Master is a Clone of my Sister but Evil and a 6000 Year Old Demon

a nagging cough

Okay I thought you said “nagging couch” at first and I thought that was funny, cuz this medical quackery fascination also lined up pretty well with a period of my mom’s life where he became super sedentary and demanding. Like she’d spend most of the day binge watching reality TV and yelling at us kids to get her things and do stuff around the house, and then yell at my dad when he got home from his full time job with an hour commute each way to make dinner and pack our lunches for tomorrow.

I know the “nagging wife” thing is a boomer man trope but I think my dad is actually justified in complaining about it a bit.

Sorry to trauma dump though!

Now you’re SUPER GAY!

Oh god did you have to ever take enzyme aids or fish oils?

My mom gave me a shit ton of quack supplements when I got diagnosed. It’s a pretty common vector for conservative weirdos.

Awww, come here!

Well hope you like leather and hairy dudes

Bear obviously

He wanted to make everyone gay by reading his shell casings.

Oh shit are we getting a Seventh Day Adventist 2.0!

"Oh dang I forgot to check my work email yesterday, well I’m sure there’s nothing import…

…the fuck?"

Okay where did this whole rapture thing come from? Everyone is memeing about it but idk what the heck provoked it.

Yeah, I work retail.