south african church head said the rapture was gonna happen, a woman in south africa who is a follower of him would make a 176 page manifesto that she would send to the company she was interning at.
the company being world wide alot of people saw the evangelical email about the rapture and the 176 page manifesto.
Apparently a Christian pastor in African said back in July that either today or tomorrow was the day. Some TikTok dinguses found the vid or whatever, took the ball and ran with it.
Okay where did this whole rapture thing come from? Everyone is memeing about it but idk what the heck provoked it.
south african church head said the rapture was gonna happen, a woman in south africa who is a follower of him would make a 176 page manifesto that she would send to the company she was interning at.
the company being world wide alot of people saw the evangelical email about the rapture and the 176 page manifesto.
this is that womans tiktok which also has the manifesto
her instagram
American christians getting to heaven like: No it’s fine, I just didn’t think it would be South African
That depends on what kind of South African we are talking about.
"Oh dang I forgot to check my work email yesterday, well I’m sure there’s nothing import…
…the fuck?"
Apparently a Christian pastor in African said back in July that either today or tomorrow was the day. Some TikTok dinguses found the vid or whatever, took the ball and ran with it.
Oh shit are we getting a Seventh Day Adventist 2.0!
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It’s all The Rapture is tomorrow and the Crow Boy Who’s Job is to Destroy Plastic