Can I fly with the horses? That looks so comfortable.

If they were owned collectively so everyone could benefit it would be a lot easier to swallow. If it meant people could retire in comfort and not be destitute without a job that would help, too.

But a wrong answer machine that enriches assholes and convinces them they don’t need humans is not cool.

Just got back from the show and it was awesome.

When she turned around and tore off her dress to show white lingerie with one of those caution triangles the crowd went nuts.

I’m gonna die waiting for any revolution

I’m bad enough at city builders before you start adding wild animals and bandits

If I had to commute from a rural area I’d get a fun sports car and not a truck. That way I have a good excuse to miss work in bad weather, and more fun commuting in good weather.

If I didn’t need to drive my car I would definitely be working on it a lot more

I think I’ll play Cities: Skylines this weekend.

Arguing about Google Docs will prepare them for the corporate world

The only thing that taught me more about computers than trying to get porn is trying to pirate software.

I’m really looking forward to it. One of the dancers does a great act where she comes out in an Amish outfit and then strips to “Amish Paradise.”

Going to a burlesque show with my wife, then steak on Sunday

And the advances they make like lane keeping and auto cruise control just make people even less aware of what they’re doing.

They’re not building cars to be driven anymore. They’re building them to sit in traffic.

Whenever I see a really nice car stuck in traffic my heart breaks a little. It deserves better than creeping along because some idiot can’t zipper merge.

I don’t think they’re all morons. Some are just not good at driving. I’m not good at a lot of things, but most of them aren’t forced on me as the only way to survive in society.

Hello, I’m that car guy.

Billy the Beef Tallow Boy lives in us all

Even with spinning disks all that extra write traffic isn’t exactly great.

Plus scrubbing floppies takes forever

AFAIK his robots still need humans to remotely pilot them.

And I’m not confident Mr. “Full Self Driving Next Year” can pull it off

I mean yeah they’re management.