It’ll be fucking hilarious but it’s not gonna break them out of their bubble. Not even if they give a speech at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, assuming we ever have one again.

I’m a little worried that, like the Colbert Report, the weirdos won’t realize we’re making fun of them.

Pretty much.

That would be better than flying empty planes all over the place so airlines don’t lose their slots at airports.

It’s like the Electric Monk but for fascist indoctrination

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True, they just sell it to their investors as a panacea

I wish just once we could have some kind of tech innovation without a bunch of douchebag techbros thinking it’s going to solve all the world’s problems with no side effects while they get super rich off it.

I was a latchkey kid starting at 8 years old. It was awesome, I could eat cereal and watch old episodes of Batman and Gilligan’s Island

As a 90s kid I’m incredibly good at T9 text input, which is what I use the phone buttons in my car for

I’d be interested if this sort of exaggeration humor was common in Victorian England. Giving them all those things each day has a very “Lucy and Ethel at the chocolate factory” vibe that would be very amusing after a wassail or two.

Nah, I could see it being pretty great. Reviews of new high performance bikes of all kinds, interesting challenges, builds. For instance, build and test something that will force cars to give you the legally required clearance.

Heck, they could even do a Vietnam trip and go down the Ho Chi Minh trail, which is a famous example of the bicycle’s utility.

Two things can help get a crispy crust: Put a pie pan with some water in the oven along with the bread, or spray or sprinkle water on the crust while it’s baking

Meanwhile I’ve still got customers who are running CentOS 6.

Solution: Ambulance bikes.

(A show like Top Gear but for bicycles could be pretty awesome.)

That’s not at all what happened.

The donkey showed people the positions and the people sat at home.

The same assholes as usual voted Republican and that’s how Trump won.

People were lazy, disinterested, and not motivated to vote for the incumbent party.

How’s he doing? I heard he had some health problems.

We didn’t get the Bell Riots but maybe we’ll get a WWIII.

Still have my fingers crossed for Irish Reunification this year.

After just one season, too. Damn shame. Tim Curry was amazing.