WokePalpatine [he/him]

I just want you to know,

I’m woke Palpatine now. I’m doin’ midichondrial prefigurative politics.

I’m organizing my community via the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center.

I’ve literally mastered the means of production via Exegollian juche.

What are you doing? Yeah, that’s what I predicted you’d say with my force powers. Don’t bother admitting me to this forum, I’ve already perfectly simulated it with my force powers.

You ban me in 6 months for saying Alderaan was a comprador planet and deserved it with no counter-argument.

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