treadful@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 天前People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their buttsmessage-squaremessage-square139linkfedilinkarrow-up1255arrow-down114file-text
arrow-up1241arrow-down1message-squarePeople that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their buttstreadful@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 天前message-square139linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarespongebue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·15 天前That’s why I have a poop counter so I can keep track
minus-squaresome_designer_dude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·15 天前Sounds over-engineered, unless your “poop counter” is nine brown smears on the toilet lid.
That’s why I have a poop counter so I can keep track
Sounds over-engineered, unless your “poop counter” is nine brown smears on the toilet lid.
I make those smears with the poop knife
Poopy knife, happy wife!