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It’s important that we save the Pacific Northwest tree octopus. https://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/
well that was a wild ride, in the four minute span between me reading that article and looking for more information, I actually believed it and felt really depressed. thankfully it was only four minutes to debunk!
This was literally the first thing I thought of as well, lmao
Military funding from DARPA
And probably a visit from the Avengers.
I’m reading the comments here and I’m still not seeing a downside.
Incredibly tall trees that snatch you up, and shove you into the beaks bellow their roots…to eat you.
You know, like from horror movies.
Is this why Cabin in the Woods listed “Angry molesting tree” as an option?
This meme feels like it was made for The Thought Emporium
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
Great. Now I’ve gone mad from eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension. Maybe try spoiler text and an NSFW tag next time?!
…and also a sentient, hungry forest, willing and able to feast on the flesh of your enemies.
The things you see in hentai?
Eldritch Ent
♪ Nothin’s gonna stop us now! ♪
