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A vegan convention.
A muslim vegan convention.
In colognes and deodorants. If you smell like bacon, then you need a shower. I don’t care how delicious you smell.
Video cards. Cooks up well enough if you play the right games but it makes a big mess.
Bacon is not good in the garbage can. That would be a waste.
Unless it’s vegan bacon.
Parks and Rec: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro2_bQkaG5U
Everything.
-Your Cardiologist
Here are my guesses. Anyone willing to try and find out, please report back with your findings.
Grapefruit
Mountain dew
Blended into a fruit smoothie
The filling inside Gushers
Matcha green tea
Lemonade
Mixed into plain yogurt
Rum
I’ve had bacon fat washed rum. It was delicious
Huh, I had no idea that was a thing. Lowkey going to try that
I agree to most. But “plain yogurt with crispy bacon” does not sound that awful.
Your body. It’s highly processed, contains nitrates, contains huge amounts of cholesterol, and is a known carcinogen according to the WHO. It’s like smoking, but for your digestive system instead of your respiratory system.
Milk
A big ol’bowl of Bacon-O’s! Hmmmmmmm…
Vegan food.
I can’t think of anything bacon doesn’t improve.
Mint chocolate chip ice cream?
Thank you for the suggestion. Someday I’ll try the ice cream with bacon bits.
Bacon in ice cream is really good. I used to make this at a buffet regularly.
Now I want to try… I bet it’s fucking delicious!
Bacon makes everything better, but there are also things that make bacon worse.
Cakes and other sugary dishes.
I had a bacon wrapped donut from voodoo donuts once, at the time I thought it was pretty good, then several hours later I had the worst food poisoning experience. Nine kinds of shit and two kinds of vomit came out of me.
Never again.
That’s not inconsistent. Bacon tastes great, and with most things. It’s always something to want.
But it’s never good for you. You’ll always regret it later. The only different is most of us regret it for our increased likelihood of death but you may have wished for death
We’re going to need a detailed description of the nine kinds of shit and two kinds of vomit.
I won’t be reading them, but we need them regardless.
More bacon for me.
Uhh, bacon would be delicious on a maple glazed donut
Yes but not pancakes/flapjacks.
makin pancakes. makin bacon pancakes
while not bacon, there is a recipe from Saxony-Anhalt which combined sweet rice pudding with bratwurst. (never tried it, just know it exists)
https://ddr-zeiten-buch-frueher.de/apfelreis-milchreis-mit-bratwurst-ddr-rezept/
and some people think pineapple with pizza is bad (it’s not)
Chocolate and bacon is a great mix
Best thing I ever tasted was an artisan dark chocolate with bacon and sea salt.
Cheesecake
Donuts. I just don’t understand the appeal. It’s a texture thing for me. Bacon is chewy. Donuts should never be… chewy.
Use crispy bacon.
/Yeast donuts have entered the chat
Feces.
